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lalala, connect the dots

Q: What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A: A Northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…”; a Southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…” So...

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(kidding about the lavender pumps; purple is ooky)

The only drawback to having an exceptionally angry day is that now I have an exceptionally large headache-thing (this never happened when I was younger, but perhaps that’s because I pounded on my...

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!! and !

About 5:30 p.m. CST: ME: *waggling finger in direction of youngest boy-child* WHY is he SCREAMING like that??? ELDEST BOY-CHILD: *oh so matter-of-factly* Because he’s two. ONLIEST GIRL-CHILD: *frowning...

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emotional and babbling

Scout called me from Chicago last night. She was there on a layover, headed to Detroit for her grandfather’s funeral. I was wandering around Birmingham with Mathias after having dropped her at the...

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so I guess it makes sense to call this one ‘tornado’

About four weeks ago Scout decided to scare the piss out of me and her dad. Said fright was caused by her standing in front of us having a conversation one minute, then falling out and convulsing the...

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stuff is an errant child

Today Maxim got locked out of his PayPal account due to a goofy glitch in the system. There was money sitting in there, money that he needed –we needed– and he started to freak out a little bit in his...

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this one meanders some, but we’ll get there

There is one picture of me in my Mother’s belly. She is in an aqua housedress, holding a casserole dish out in front of her –gripped with potholder hands– and beaming. “It was my first banana pudding,”...

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